With the Oscars arriving this weekend, I thought I’d repost this one as it’s a bit more relevant now than when I originally posted it. If anyone has their own Oscar letdowns they just can’t let go of, please feel free to share. On the other hand, it may just be me…
This is a bit of fun I had, the result of a song stuck in my head and a bee stuck in my bonnet for oh, going on 18 years…
I should mention that I don’t think that Forrest Gump is the worst film in the world, just one of the most overrated. No offence is intended to those of you who love the movie, of whom there are many. I do love The Shawshank Redemption, which may become obvious the more you read..
This is a bit of fun I had, the result of a song stuck in my head and a bee stuck in my bonnet for oh, going on 18 years…
I should mention that I don’t think that Forrest Gump is the worst film in the world, just one of the most overrated. No offence is intended to those of you who love the movie, of whom there are many. I do love The Shawshank Redemption, which may become obvious the more you read..
As I said, just a bit of fun.
The Day the Oscars Died
(To the tune of “American Pie” by Don McLean)
A long long time ago
I can still remember how Shawshank made me smile
And I knew with a bit of luck
The Oscars that year wouldn’t suck
And Shawshank would win best picture by a mile
But that March evening made me shiver with every award that they’d deliver
Bad news on the small screen
I couldn’t believe what I’d seen
I find it hard now to describe how those two words raised my bile
But something made me sick inside
The day the Oscars died.
Chorus:
Bye Bye to this Hollywood farce
They drove their limos to the theatre but the die had been cast.
The old-school voters nailed their colours to the mast
A sinking ship going down fast
A sinking ship going down fast.
Do you think Shawshank should have won
And do you have faith in justice done
When the Academy tells you so?
Now do you believe in Hollywood
And if so do you think you really should?
Well then, can you teach me how to talk real slow…